I think Jeff Wilson has the Book of George. I suggest that
we use it sparingly because of it's power (to induce
laughter). We should consider having an annual event (maybe
on GEM b'day in Sep) when we have a reading of the complete
Book of George. Like
Maureen Good idea David...Where
ever the book is it should be respected and encased in
cement until the proper time. Otherwise we maybe in for more
agony than we could endure.
Wendy the only thing that I
remember about the book of George has to do with a "buxom
sound"...I could say more of my thoughts on this but I will
refrain ; )
George Byrd's of a feather Wing
I am still the guardian of the book. Still searching the
earth for someone to pass along this task that was laid on
me. Where is Frodo when you need him?
it safe Jeff and perhaps you could share a few here and who
knows another Frodo may show up. On the other hand perhaps
you should bury it in the hills of Colorado or put it up for
if you go to my
notes, you can find the entire book, as translated by Paul
Frey and Jeff Wilson. But we were but mere scribes. The book
itself is kept safe in a secret place known to me alone....if I
can just find it. Darn secret places can be so... secret.
George What are you hymning and
hawing about? You hid it in your guitar case!
in your saddle bags on your motorcycle. Or on the top shelf of
your closet behind the, the, the. . . it's on the top shelf of
your closet. . . ;)
Jeff Now why would I have something
in the closet. I would have to go in and look, and then COME OUT
OF THE CLOSET!
Paula Okay then, it must be in the
coffee can in the pantry. The one you used to put all of your
valuables in when you went out of town. You know, so the people
who were robbing you would think all that was in the coffee can
was. . . coffee
Jeff Actually I keep it in a special
vault I had build to protect valuables. Laser beams, all that
stuff, I will send a picture.
have actually seen this book and laughed and laughed as Jeff
shared some of it with me. I did not have the privilege of being
in the choir as I was too young, but I have heard much about it
second hand. I must say Jeff makes an excellent Frodo!
Paula Oh boy, so that make Paul Sam?
"Not to worry Mr. Frodo. I can't carry the ring, but I can carry
George Was I close or did I "string"
might consider "stringing" you up George!
The Book of George?......I don't think we should even open it
up!. On the other hand why not. The world needs a few laughs.
How about the one about being like a blender? Of course your
thinking that's not funny it wasn't then but it is...see I'm
warning you. No book of George should be opened here:)
very proper analogy to choral blend: with a frog in a blender
everything turns green.
Taft um... red and green and goes
round an' round...
Nancy George, your frog analogy.
Yikes, all I can say is yuk.
I was just "frogging around." Never actually tried but did dream
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