"Granola, I just ate a Bowl of Granola, and rumbles
'neath my belt will nevermore be felt by meeeee.
Eat a bowl and
you'll find it filling, give a bowl to your dof if you're
willing,
Granola, I'll never stop eating Granola...The most
beautiful food I ever ate, Granolaaaaaaa...."
(sung to tune
Maria,
West Side Story). By
Roy Pettway with apologies to Leonard Bernstein |