Community Witticisms  (def'n: cleverly witty and often biting or ironic)
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Granola, I just ate a Bowl of Granola, and rumbles 'neath my belt will nevermore be felt by meeeee.
Eat a bowl and you'll find it filling, give a bowl to your dof if you're willing,
Granola, I'll never stop eating Granola...The most beautiful food I ever ate, Granolaaaaaaa...."

(sung to tune Maria, West Side Story). By Roy Pettway with apologies to Leonard Bernstein ©2011. Click site map to navigate
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